I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor, I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy!
Okay, I'm reloading, go bring Jay-Z!
Tell him I'ma ghostwrite for him on Dre's beats
Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (Argh!)
Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk
And handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing (Thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles
'Cause I was picking strange places to aim from
(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window, Shady)
*Crash* (Ahhhh!!) Pay me